Thursday, August 23, 2007

See, this is what happens when you give them the vote

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

OK boys, you can close your mouths now, and uncross your legs

4 comments:

mississippimud2007 said...

"OK boys, you can close your mouths now, and uncross your legs"

You must have a video cam installed in my home lol.

Pastorius said...

My wife sets my penis on fire too.

Oh wait, that a different thing altogether.

Anonymous said...

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire!

Pastorius said...

That guy just surfs around the net just looking for opportunities to leave that comment.

:)