Saturday, February 06, 2010

PSALM 2009

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog .....
And Obama was a tree.

4 comments:

Always On Watch said...

And all the people said, "Amen!"

Pastorius said...

And you ended it with a pithy couplet. I like that.

Pastorius said...

And no, I don't have a lisp.

midnight rider said...

Actually, I didn't write it. One of my friends sent it to me without any accredation.