Police Discover a Container of Insecticide in the School Kitchen Where 23 Children Died From Poisoned School Lunches

When this story broke the other day, I blamed it on Muslims with absolutely no evidence whatsoever.

That's because I am an Islamophobe and I have nothing but hatred in my heart.

The news media has been ATTEMPTING to tell us to KEEP CALM AND BELIEVE IT WAS AN ACCIDENTAL POISONING.

You know, just high levels of insecticide because someone forgot to wash the salad before serving it to children.

The thing is, I knew that was not true, because we all eat dirty salads all the time. Where can you go where you can truly trust the staff to wash every god damned leaf of lettuce?

The answer is, NOWHERE.

And besides, if there was an unwashed salad, the worst thing that would happen is your ass would spew liquid shit three of four times, and your stomach might churn a bit.

23 Children do not die because of dirty salads.

THEY DIE BECAUSE MUSLIMS KILL THEM AS PART OF THEIR RAMADAN WORSHIP.

You see, there I go again with the Islamophobia.

Fuck Islam.

From Associated Press:

PATNA, India (AP) — Samples of cooking oil and leftover food taken from an Indian school where 23 children died after eating lunch this past week were contaminated with "very toxic" levels of an agricultural pesticide, police said Saturday. 

Ravindra Kumar, the additional director general of police in the city of Patna, told reporters that forensic tests revealed that the samples contained the pesticide monocrotophos in levels that were "very toxic" for humans. 

The free midday meal was served to the children Tuesday in Gandamal village in Masrakh block, 80 kilometers (50 miles) north of Patna, the Bihar state capital.Twenty-three children between the ages of 5 and 12 died from eating the meal and many others fell ill. 

No arrests have been made in the case. 

Authorities discovered a container of insecticide in the school's cooking area next to the vegetable oil and mustard oil, but it wasn't yet known if that container was the source, officials have said.