Saturday, November 16, 2013

Culturist Sex Positions


CULTURIST SEX POSITIONS

Sorry! This article will not show sexual positions; it will consider culturist positions on sex! It will tackle the problem that 41% of American, 47.3% of UK and 39.5% of EU births happen out of wedlock. But keep reading, Miley Cyrus's licking will come up later.
HOPE
"Conservatives are unrealistic if they think people will stop having sex. It's impossible." To these defeatists I say, "Let me reassure you: I am not trying to stop people having from having sex. But out-of-wedlock childbirth is a problem we must tackle." They agree.
For the "it is impossible" crowd, I note that this problem almost doesn't exist in Korea and Japan; a mild racist reply usually follows. But, a culturist public values campaign in Victorian England dropped the out-of-wedlock rate from 7% to 3%. Yes, it was 3%! White people have managed reproduction responsibly.

HISTORY

"Western civilization holds the mind in higher esteem than the body," is a phrase to popularize. Plato gave us platonic love. He did not think sex a sin, but a sad use of our human potential. Jesus taught that lust overpowering the soul was a sin.
Television undermined western virtues. To get advertisers, it promotes fun without consequences. Thus it promotes irresponsible sex, without showing that the resultant out-of-wedlock birth leads to povertycrime, academic failure, and emotional problems.

 

A TALE OF TWO CITIES

We need to censor television again, not to mention Internet porn (as Asian nations do). Strip clubs have exploded across America. Zoning laws need to, again, push this flesh-peddling out to the margins of society.
Don't worry sex addicts, you'll be able to get your pound of flesh on cable and illegally on the web. You'll be free to drive to the town's outskirts to spasm; but needing to drive will teach you that you're doing something of which society does not approve.
Rich people make television. Rich people absorb the damage of out-of-wedlock birth better than those in the inner-city, where it is devastating communities. During the Victorian era, the wealthy specifically thought of the impact of their actions on the morals of the poor. We do live in the same society.

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3 comments:

Pastorius said...

I live in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. There's no such thing as "the outskirts of town". There is nothing but suburban sprawl for 135 miles from San Clemente to Ventura. If I had to drive that far to spasm, I would probably pre-maturely spasm, and all the resultant spasm splooge would end up on the steering wheel of my Korean-made car.

Now that would be a waste of energy that could have better been spent on promoting some sort of culturist lap dances or something.

Here's an idea, wet t-shirt contests featuring t-shirts emblazoned with the American flag.

Epaminondas said...

Excellent guerrilla marketing in the post title!

Pastorius said...

Here:

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/71500/Barack-Obama-with-Super-Boobs-71845.jpg