Wednesday, June 08, 2016

... And Afterwards, the Entire Women's Team Had Sex The Team of 14 Year Old Boys, And Everyone Lived Happily Ever After

14 Year Old Boys Kick the Asses of Australia's Women's Olympic Soccer Team 7-0
Australia's national women's soccer team have suffered a devastating defeat in the lead up to the Rio Olympics - going down 7-0 to the Newcastle Jets under-15 boys side. 
Despite the embarrassing defeat on Wednesday night at Valentine Sports Park in Newcastle, the Australian team will travel to Brazil as one of the gold medal favourites.

4 comments:

Pastorius said...

I'm JOKING.

It's a JOKE!

Pete Rowe said...

Fake, but realistic

Pete Rowe said...

Fake, but realistic

Pastorius said...

Actually, the part about the 14 year old boys beating the Women's Soccer team is TRUE.

The part about them all having sex afterwards is a joke.